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1 ChuckD 285061 <ChuckD> or when you have to run through a tunnel where shit is collapsing
2 MadMerlin 120360 <MadMerlin> and if you have one of those, you could buy 3 crts for that price
3 PsychoFreak 108526 <PsychoFreak> oh thats right, he just came back to say his wife had a miscarriage
4 BasTyra 102032 <BasTyra> i guess... sometimes i wonder if people whose poems we analyze in school are, like, turning in their graves.
5 Mister_4 93542 <Mister_4> and i'm off to the shops for a bit. need to get stuff so i don't have to go shopping tomorrow afternoon and endure EVERYONE GOING SHOPPING AT ONCE...
6 Acid 79549 <Acid> The thing in my neck turned into like a centipede, and the tunnel got so narrow I got stuck, then I woke up.
7 _Avalon_ 78630 <Avalon> i've got the hammerdin going, the others are far far behind waiting on our group
8 Geeno 76925 <Geeno> as long as you dont have multiple baggies and a scale
9 MasterTrixter 69772 <MasterTrixter> y is inverly proportional to x and inversly proportional to z
10 Snowglare 69150 <Snowglare> As a moderator, Snowglare does not actually aadvocate such violent behavior
11 MichaelD 64668 <MichaelD> ivan is coming up from the west, and jeanne should hit from the east
12 ShadoweOrbe 60496 <ShadoweOrbe> tell us the one where ChuckD took over south africa
13 mrLang 58804 <mrLang> He had that bad skin thing until Proteus killed him.
14 Zulehan 54495 <Zulehan> she was like, hi zule, can I borrow some butter? and I was like, yeah.
15 Curtisjosh 53740 <Curtisjosh> Don't even THINK of asking me to define a covalent bond
16 Zombie_Punk 50404 <Zombie_Punk> So, Chuck, don't you agree that owning Star Ocean 3 should be mandatory?
17 Towwb 43111 <Towwb> Oh, people have been selling pieces of the bike, "authentic replicas" of the helmet...
18 Anumati 41313 <Anumati> It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing.
19 angelwiththesword 39807 <angelwiththesword> [21:08:24] *** Mode change "+o Anumati" for channel #offtopic by ChanServ
20 spidery 39601 <_Spidey_> I was playing today, with my cleric deck (not the one listed one the site) And owned it up, so to say
21 bone 36908 <bone_working> but since we cant differntiate who health care is spent on, seat belt laws seem like the best alternative
22 thelioness 34419 <thelioness> and none of the states are willing to give up the money
23 Alastor 33589 <Ala-GTA> God damn it! I flipped my car coming out of my fucking garage.
24 Tempest 33055 <BigBadBob> Well there's sure as shit nothing in Wellingon, New Zealand...lol
25 Rawl 32806 <Rawl> and I got to watch it a few times within those months :P
26 tukie 29539 <tukie> one day i got a letter saying they increased it to $2000 for me
27 Smackhead 29419 <Smackhead> I just bought a 60gig to go with my 20gig... last month
28 Amra 29239 <Amra> At what time of night do you all take your shoes off?
29 Sergeant 28937 <Guest80273> -NickServ- You will need to release your nickname from custody before attemping to use it again, using the command: /NickServ RECOVER Sarge
30 brennan 27260 <Starstuff> and I'm like "yeah, you're taking me to that new place in Dallas right?"
31 AsianHotStuff 26766 <AsianHotStuff> by guys, i assume a euphemism for something sexual
32 StarStageGurl 25254 <StarStageGurl> with who whatever whatever. as long as the guy's sweet and he gives me a sex-less time of my life.
33 Raistlins 24920 <Raisin> Carrier pigeons which slowly fly a thousand miles to a place where they tap out ones and zeros in Morse code?
34 AeroJonesy 24068 <AeroJonesy> in fact, I've had people ask me if I'm on drugs I look so bad when I get up in the morning
35 Rocza 23228 <Rocza> Not you Steel, sorry my comment was directed at Busted's comment
36 oakienko 22199 <oakienko> i have to write approximately 8 pages in my philosophy exam in 2.5 hours
37 Dauragon 21675 <Dauragon> do you really think I give a flying fuck about politics?
38 ladymak 21283 <ladymak> http://www.baycrossings.com/Archives/2003/08_September/libations.htm
39 DariusTriplet 20549 * DariusTriplet collapses under all the forum stuff he has to read.
40 LagReallySucks 20463 <LagCave> it'll show you all the possible places you can send your file to
41 zodiac66 20261 <zodiac66> with 70% of the kids not passing the reading profiency tests in ohio..liam scores in the 99%
42 Freet 20025 <Freet> I've been up for an hour though...I'm an early riser
43 Johnny 20020 <Johnny> why couldnt they just make a 300 ton tank with flame throwers and use that
44 thejdawg 19793 <thejdawg|pissed> yeah, so they just make me com back and drink inthe dorms
45 carnage-dvs 19252 <carnage-dvs> india movie actresses are some of the most beautiful women in the world
46 LordHelmet 17664 <LordHelmet> you know that girl I was talking about earlier, the one on AIM that wouldn't tell me her name
47 ToxicNed 17300 <ToxicNed> So, you're denying someone the ability to spend time and be committed to one they love because they're gay... Which in some religions is a right given by God.
48 Khalic 16518 <LostKhalic> ive got 4 peace points by the time i get to hood 11 later tonight
49 Canadia142 15928 <Canadia142> wasnt i supposed to be filling out job applications
50 DelArin 15537 <DelArin> a big tower may only be as big as one's definition of big :P
51 PierrotLeFou 15225 <PierrotLeFou> I said "YO" it's COLLLLLLLLD in here, there must be some toros in the atmosphere ¬.¬
52 Yaboosh 14479 <Yaboosh> I mean, I guess I shouldnt be talking, since I am skinny as hell, but skinny doesnt do it for me
53 GoobaFoosh 14239 <GoobaFoosh> ok then, I'll see ya later. 6:00am...have to be up in 6.5 hours :)
54 Innuendo 14191 <Innuendo> only if amra reconsiders moving to denver....i'll think about it, and in bikini
55 neoplatonic 13775 <Neoplatonic> i can't wait for halloween. i'll give them all candied apples
56 doorkeywon 12646 <doorkeywon> maybe its also because any action figures of these guys cost like $12 a piece
57 CamilleS 11516 <camilles> I just got behind when william was born and never spent the time to catch myself back up
58 Felstorm 11101 <Felstorm> I was just playing the game and my true neutral ended up like 15 points toward good.
59 FleshGordon 10977 <FleshGordon> It's 1986, i'm in the first grade, i'm working really hard to get Mario laid, I got to save the Princess so he can get the pussy, believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi
60 Frostlion 10838 <Frostlion> This is the first link I saw on Yahoo: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&ncid=716&e=2&u=/ap/20020906/ ap_on_re_as/iraq_us_airstrike
61 D2NetDad 10771 <D2NetDad> in fact they tax you on your previous year tax return here
62 Schwhat 10716 <LagAngel> it's like watching some stupid ass shit and saying, "hey that's so oriental"
63 |Draconis| 10440 <|Draconis|> http://www.cnn.com/EARTH/9710/31/pepper.spray.update/
64 White-Rose 9308 <White-Rose> my train of thought is like a train of drunken turtles, slow and unsteady...
65 SyntheticG0D 9120 <Synth> Detroit might go with 3 goalies too.. i mean they already paid most of the salaries
66 Dutchman 8851 <ChipCambridge> I'm not sure either bas but I'm pretty sure its married ^^
67 Babin 8466 <Babin> I woke up about 6 hours ago but decided to go back to sleep
68 Guspasho 8355 <Guspasho> Helmet, the problem I have is that every Christian who is hardcore enough thinks it is HIS job to give me that chance, whether or not countless others before them have failed. That's just how I feel about it. I don't want to hear about it any more.
69 Narbus 7821 <Narbus> My entire presidental platform is going to be "I'll have the power and will to blast hollywood into a valley of ash and death."
70 Bathmattress 6817 <Supereevee> [19:11] *** PsychoFreak has quit IRC (Quit: Today a man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vi)
71 ienjoypie 6785 <ienjoypie> i was so happy when iowa kicked the crap out of florida last year
72 Talic 6666 <Talic-Sleeping> HH: --o-o-s-s-s-s-----|--o-o-s-s-s-s---|o-o-o-s---s---|
73 Dj_Otaku 6189 <Dj_Otaku[OnBreake]> Always buying, and were always getting packages in the mail.
74 Busted_Condom 5952 <bust_work> it actually have more vitamins than say spam and hot dogs
75 Satrina 5944 <Satrina> I personally don't like it because of the work I do and the people I work with, it's offensive and derogatory
76 Darkness 5935 <Darkness> Yeah, its a weird idea. Warren Ellis' "Transmetropolitan" does a good take on it.
77 Weez 5862 <weez> snoop doggy dogg-doggy style..now THAT is a sweet album
78 Kylome 5561 <Kylome> it had a bear pulling sheep on a rope behind it, saying "come all ye faitful"
79 Acuma 5281 <Acuma> being a personified piece of hyperintelligence i knew not to clikc that
80 SomeCanadianGuy 5279 <SomeCanadianGuy> oh, so it's one of those clever ones that make like sacks of air with their webbing and that can live underwater?
81 Malefecent 5011 <Malefecent> it is proven so when you are making a proof stating a fact you say QED
82 Anyee 4919 <Mistress_Anyee> Having worked in a neonatal unit 4 years, I know from babies. :)
83 Stitifier 4538 <stit> i'm not sure i understand the question, but in its current form, it's definitely "maybe"
84 Akira 4234 <Akira> something eery is brewin', 5 days and not a single spam email...
85 Spotty 4002 <Spotty> I could begin counting all the fastfood restaurants we don't have in Denmark..
86 Aegwyn 3787 <Aegwyn> and it directs all your searches to their search engine
87 Ra 3749 <DemBonez> yesterday was probably the worst day I've had in at least 6 months
88 ElvinArcher 3450 <ElvinArcher> ok, my boot drive is C:, thew first partition of my master drive
89 Xavier_Hungwell 2794 <Xavier_Hungwell> what in have i ever posted that gave you the idea i was a teacher...lol
90 TheSock 2791 <TheSock> hey...an expression doesnt require the answer right?
91 wec-rmr 2776 <wec-rmr> why can't you see the movie bob? what's it tell you?
92 Simptom 2722 <Simptom> I have to do like 20 drawings this weeekend for art
93 SHP 2680 * SHP didnt think it was funny, but lol was the right thing to say
94 IAmWatchingYou 2467 <IAmWatchingYou> _Avalon_, I last saw Zulehan on Feb 22 00:03:37 saying * Zulehan has quit (Quit: )
95 karnaz01 2411 <Karnaz01> I always seem to come in to channel AFTER the bomb has gone off... :P
96 reinah 2400 <Reinah> WOOOOO! at least on the second part. I don't really care about the first.
97 Deathwing 2393 <Deathwing> ah, but if you do i'll sell the tapes i have of you
98 D-Day 2335 <D-Day> http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?threadid=118381&perpage=15&pagenum ber=1
99 Durf 2239 <Durf> I don't even know what that's supposed to mean so I'll just think about Frankie Goes to Hollywood T-shirts instead
100 Frightcrawler 2138 <Frightcrawler> when chicks lay eggs and cows give milk! thats when!
101 Drosselmeier 2034 <Drosselmeier> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3517331.stm
102 Emmo 1848 <Emmo> Is he like an e version of Love is............... those stupid cartoons?
103 Inky 1848 <Inky> My dog lost it's eyesight in what became the blue eye.
104 BeerEngineer 1831 <BeerEngineer> Then again I played hc when I played D2, I'm just like that. Playing a game you can't lose isn't appealing to me
105 Mathias 1819 * Fruit attempts to kick Eunicorn in the thigh, only to collide with a taboo and come crashing down to the ground
106 DeutschFiend 1788 <DeutschFiend> Well, I'll talk with you all tomorrow, I'm going to bed
107 Jamapple 1721 <Jamapple> besides it wasn't pron it was a forum dedicated to pron
108 PL|TonoTheHero 1578 <PL|TonoTheHero> Isn't squrting ketchup on someone that is passed out a bit cruel?
109 Cmdr_Adeon 1468 <Cmdr_Adeon> my resume has nothing really on it as I haven't gone to college yet:-(
110 JustAGirl 1450 <JustAGirl> it's a fun word to know - the t is pronounced: t-me-sis
111 Sean 1408 <Sean> Half way through writing that i realized it was a mistake
112 KnightOfTheRunes 1378 * KnightOfTheRunes will probably have to dig out his mom's car tomorrow
113 steveski 1271 <stevejkow> right now Bastyra is shaking her head in disbelief ;)
114 LunarSolaris 1250 <Morpheus_32> That, and I owe my soul to the state for accepting their money
115 JimmyMach 1239 <JimmyMach> I saw it a few times and thought it was about gay men
116 DrMarcEvil 1237 <DrMarcEvil> Broadband, i already have it, it doesnt need a tv, sound is better...
117 Mordor-Moria 1231 <Mordor-Moria> the only 2 games worth buying are DOA2: xtreme volleyball and halo
118 DawgBeRt 1221 <DawgBeRt> http://homepage.mac.com/durf/ot-faces/faces/tekgrl.jpg
119 Halo_Bender 1139 <sad_mafioso> I was speaking of your 'well-oiled machine...' comment.
120 crackman 1139 <cracman> that'll probably get you to level 5 just like that
121 GIR 1124 <GIR> i'm better though... i've tried to turn the pages of a book i've been reading with my mouse wheel
122 tak08810 1119 <tak08810> 1991 - Six was also part of contingency planning for the shooting down Saddam Hussein's personal helicopter with Stinger missiles, although this operation never got beyond the planning stage.
123 Zask 1081 <Zask> wait no, that's where they nail people's feet to the floor
124 CRiX 1071 <CRiX> well it's actually got a better Processor than my other comp in terms of GB
125 My_Immortal6 1028 <My_Immortal6> no point studying every tiny thing or you get confused
126 Kela_Bear 1014 <KelaBear1> http://newbergford.com/pages/present/flm/notlocalized/searchinventory/vehiclede tailsused.asp?orgid=8889&vin=2HGEJ6522VH515201&photo=Y
127 Waimea 975 <Waimea> the major hits the car took were his father's side
128 visionelum 936 <visionelum> I'm about to just walk to the damn docters, I havn't heard from her since this morning and the dentist is like a half hour away
129 AliaDesyon 916 <BettySue_Alia> oh oh...Cousin billy bob Freet is also Daddy Freet!
130 Mr_God 896 <Mr_God> by the way its mike from SX or ele_mental back when i was still active on dii
131 th5418 892 * th5418 slaps SomeCanadianGuy around a bit with a large trout
132 Nova_Dust 892 <Nova_Dust> WWWWAAAASSSSUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
133 Menges 837 <Menges> ...when you've been eating avacados as much as you have
134 ffenliv 821 <ffenlurk> is this infinite stack some sort of cheat, or just a nifty ability
135 D4rk0n3 785 <D4rk0n3> and since they come in many forms you design a form that suites the puorpose...
136 TatianaSaphira 765 * TatianaSaphira says I am still trying to get the nod for the forum slut..I really want to take that away from Mak
137 UnHolySlayer 755 * UnHolySlayer slaps Krasny_Attacking_Korea around a bit with a large trout
138 Archi 754 <Guest93533> but i dont appreciate random crap about oil services
139 Alli 723 <Alli> If you smack me again, I'll promise you sexual favours too.
140 Mohrk 698 <Mohrk> Brilliant in their putrescence yet full of subtle needlings
141 Pimp 698 <SeraphimJMF> k ill rephrase, she edited my profile and made it gay, that better?
142 Cryta 667 <Cryta> you there when i made fun of his failed marriage? yeah that corssed the line, but he deserved it.
143 Dark-Viper 657 <Dark-Viper> You never really no what you have until you lose it
144 Broadside 610 <Broadside> http://www.geocities.com/fire_icegoddess2001/main.html
145 Faeryne 603 <Faeryne|Paperduetomorrow> don't let me come back to talk until i say it's done. :/
146 Aldrea 578 <Aldrea> and then the next day i stopped to read te peper in the machines and when i turned around i tripped over him, that's how close he was
147 Viperaxep 549 <Viperaxep> After playing multiplayer..I cant stand singleplayer, anything
148 SIHS 509 <sihs> how is everyone's martin luther king day (for americans)
149 Germando 500 <Germando> sorta i know its in there but have never used it much like most of the commands

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